bigstupidbaby:

there is a simple answer to everything and its usually no

(via andersonhummels)

fandomblogger:

doctordonna10:

danglingthpider:

castielsunderpants:

phoenixgryffin:

drjohnhwatson:

thequeenofvillainy:

You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty?

They never said he was an egg.

all the king’s horses and all the king’s men couldn’t put Humpty Dumpty back together again BECAUSE HIS BLOOD WAS GUSHING OUT OF HIS CRACKED SKULL

SOMEONE PLEASE CHANGE THE SUBJECT BEFORE THE SHERLOCK FANDOM STARTS ANGSTING. 

Too late

LOOK JAWN I’M HUMPTY DUMPTY 

(Source: darkladysatan, via breadadict-crumberbatch)

(Source: haleboner, via hosterek)

(Source: originaltessa, via anangelwithouthiswings)

thelilnan:

starfleetgrad:

aileine:

I couldn’t help myself.

hey look it got even BETTER

(via breadadict-crumberbatch)

best-of-funny:

calamithyjane:

omg maybe he lied to protect us from asylum?

X

(Source: hepkatz, via colfernipples)

baby-pigeon-in-the-trench-coat:

spainstateofmind:

thebadwolf:

Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.

you can go fuck yourself

my mum did this and didnt tell anyone so when my sister put a bunch in her mouth she spat them out and started crying and now she has trust issues 

(via come-alongmerlin)

chekhov:

In health class we were given sheets of paper and told to write a message we would want someone of the opposite sex to know

She read some examples

The girls were like: “Hey can you please not treat me like shit”

The boys were like: “Spray tans look ugly I hate when girls wear too much makeup and don’t lead me on.”

(via come-alongmerlin)

flutterlings:

the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”

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